I Heart Regina

Ah yes, Citizen Wilson receives a love letter.

Please allow me to post the love letter I received this morning:

"This is an enquiry e-mail via http://www.iheartregina.com from: pat fiacco <fatstash@yahoo.com>

why do you have such a hard on for the sign bylaw.
Fuck you, sobeys, the Zooks, Bob hughes and all the other haters.

eat it O---.."

Citizen Wilson replies: I have a hard on for the sign bylaw? Actually, I have big throbbing boner for doing what is right, equitable and just. In my opinion, that would mean abiding by the laws, making rational decisions, being fair to all folks and enforcing the laws equally. But obviously I'm matching wits with an unarmed opponent.

By your extremely eloquent response, and mastery of the English language (plumbers version, amended), you obviously have a limited thought range, a stunted view of the world, and quite the hidden agenda.

All I really have to say to such childish drivel is: I'm made of rubber, you're made of glue. Anything you say bounces off of me, and sticks to you.

Citizen Wilson.